December 2009
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we don’t talk in the theaters, like we’re siskel...
white kids love hip-hop, ooooooo.
If anything happened to my Meemaw, I’d be one inconsolable Moon Pie.
– Sheldon, The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary 3.05 (via sednarb) (via fuckyeahsheldonpenny) (via totallyqueer81)
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Caprica is a fraking planet that is a little bit similar to Earth, except...
– - Alessandra Torresani, who plays Zoe on ‘Caprica’.
dear Alessandra, you are retarded.
Me: What is that? coffee?
Gen: And tea, and hot chocolate and water and a time machine. I can offer you a cup of tea with my new Keurig elite single cup brewer.
Me: and it's a time machine, so we can drink it with Abraham Lincoln. which, always a good time
Gen: Poor Linc...should we tell him whats coming?
Me: you know the rules, Genevieve.
Gen: Sorry. I have seen back to the future, I don't know why I asked.
i'm kind of over tumblr.
celestedanielle:
sorry guys.
yeah, a little bit. :(
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Craig Ferguson: Culturally, when a man sends another man meat, where I come from... we're kind of engaged.
David Letterman: Well, mission accomplished.
REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER CATS VS SHARKS?
newyorkdork:
hopelessromance:
lovelikethiss:brokenclocks:rockandrollhoney:ifuckinglovetea:maybeimdreaming:mynameislaura:-indiecindie:(via zacgoesrawr)
this was like, three months ago. why wouldn’t I remember it?
Sam: How's the arm?
Jack: Good. How's the science project?
Sam: You mean my complete overhaul of the 'Gate diagnostic system?
Jack: I guess that's what I mean.
Sam: It's going well, sir. Thank you for asking.
Daniel: Uh, If we go back to this planet, you're not coming with us, are you?
Jack: It's doubtful.
Daniel: Yeah. That's too bad. I was kind of hoping you'd take command of the mission. Colonel Edwards has no experience dealing with the Unas.
Jack: Nor you. He's an okay guy, Daniel, just under a lot of pressure.
Daniel: Yeah. Yeah, I guess I just spent a lot of time breaking you in, I just don't want to have to start with a new Colonel.
Jack: It'll be fine. Just - try not to be so...
Daniel: What?
Jack: Oh, you know.
- Enemy Mine, 7x07
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As president, I believe that robotics can inspire young people to pursue science...
– Barack Obama (via ihatepigeons) (via pretentiousnonsense) (via palahniukandchocolate) (via fujiidom) (via gabsy) (via bratalie) (via heartwarming) (via happy-overdose)
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A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.
– Oscar Wilde (via fuckyeahprettyboyz) (via longlivethequeen)
hmm..food for thought
(via mypostmodernlife)
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Oh hey, I used to be yeahrobots.
oops.
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Can everyone get off Twitter for a second so I can...
Cripes.
I am changing both my tumblr and twitter...
do not be alarmed.